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Valley Of The Ken Dolls
Dear Diary, I spent the past two weeks in New York, where the weather was cloudy and rainy and wet the entire time. I had a great time decorating The Lake House with Emily, but I missed my boyfriend...
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You Must Buy These Things Or You Will Be Socially Ostracized!
Dear Diary, The sun is shining in beautiful Los Angeles and the summer is upon us. Or at least I think it is. I actually have no idea when the official start of summer is and I don’t feel like googling...
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Wallpaper/Dollpaper
Dear Keith Haring, Thank you for the wonderful body of work you left behind in your too-short life. I’ve always been captivated by the playful, graphic nature of your work. This is why I was attracted...
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The Colors of Charlie
Charlie Designer Matthew Zink Dear Matthew Zink, I’m a huge fan of your line of men’s and women’s swimwear. Not only are your pieces well-fitted and glamourous, they also come in a variety of colors...
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Why The Gays Hate Their Bodies
Dear Straight People, Every morning when I wake up, this is what I think I look like: Meanwhile, laying right next to me is my boyfriend. He looks like this: I know what you’re thinking. I’m lucky,...
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Why I Like People Who Hate Me For Liking To Write About Hating My Gay Body
Dear Diary, Last week I wrote a blog post entitled Why The Gays Hate Their Bodies. Some people loved it, many people hated it, and what I learned was that everyone else is as sensitive about their...
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Oh My God Where Did You Get That ADORABLE Nazi Tee?
Dear Reader, The other day I was at the gym when I spotted a dude wearing this T-Shirt from American Apparel. It’s a pretty rad shirt. I love pink. I love triangles. And I love graphic tees. But the...
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10 Rules For Sexy Gay Homosexual Halloween Costumes
My Siblings & Me On Halloween, 1986 (I’m The Grey Mouse) Oh Halloween, Every autumn, my brain fills with memories of trick-or-treating, homemade costumes, spiced apple cider, haunted houses, and...
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Is Gay Pride a Shame?
Dear Diary, This past weekend was LA’s Gay Pride celebration, three days of drinking and debauchery in honor of our Community. As is always the case, I noticed a lot of haters this year, bagging on...
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Dear Gays, Are You Racist?
Dear Self, “What are you?” is a question I get a lot. Usually people ask me that question because they want to know what my ethnic background is. As you may have guessed by my full name, Orlando Dumond...
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